I was just in the couch in the living room, chillin'. Chillin out maxin', relaxin' all cool and shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-ai— oh wait, that's fresh prince...
Aaanyway so yeah, I was just lying on the couch. I looked up and saw a house lizard-sized gecko on the ceiling. The gecko looked back at me. Unfortunately, the gecko lost its grip and fell off. After that, the gecko started jumping around the place. I laughed a little with what the fuck is happening. And then suddenly, the gecko attacked me. And then for some reason, I attacked back. And that's how the war began.